Brilliant, greeting cards if you want to mildly offend whilst offering Congratulations..

Really only mildly offend, they're like a cheeky backhanded compliment, check the small print.


For your old friends..

For lazy arse students who just graduated..

For your best friend who likes to hit..

And for the weirdo you're in love with..

Like I said, brilliant.




They're all from this Etsy shop.


(Oh and Etsy, you should be paying me for the amount I show you off).